Banjo Enthusiast Pillows

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

"Why can't you read in bed!"

'No, you may not give your answers a musical twist!'

'...Dizzy Gillespie's banjo days.'

Hillbilly.

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'The five minute war,'

"Oh, it's been a great Bar-B-Que, but it's late and I just wish that everyone would go home."

'Give me a loan where the Buffalo roam...'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

"Look, I've already been in a documentary about rural life, a documentary about retired people, a documentary about folk music..."

'After much pleading from his agent. Pavarotti eventually agrees to drop the banjo from his performance'

Banjo

Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

Somewhere in West Virginia

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

Every time I play my banjo the alley cats throw shoes at me!

'My son has the blues.' 'Get him a banjo! That always cures the blues!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Hellbillies.

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

Fairy tales in pandemic time.

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."