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'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

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Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Cheater"

"Would the violin be any easier than this?"

Hillbilly.