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'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Ralph Stanley

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

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'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

Hillbilly.