Banjo Bard Pillows

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Banjo Player

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

Pirate

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"Cheater"