Banjo Buddy Pillows

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Pelobong

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ralph Stanley

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'