Bong Buddy Pillows

Pelobong

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bike Rides

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Pass that."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'