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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Bike Rides

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Pass that."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"