Bong Enthusiast Pillows

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'

"This lovely vase arrived in an unmarked package today - do you know anything about it?"

Big Bong Theory

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"Pass that."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Like, Real Gone...

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"I've got sea mail."

Really big bang

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'