Bong Enthusiast Gifts

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Big Bong Theory

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"Pass that."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Like, Real Gone...

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"I've got sea mail."

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Really big bang

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