Bangs Enthusiast Gifts

"Ben's not the first salesman to reach the million dollar mark in his rookie year, but he's the first one to do it with bangs."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"It's a dame!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Really big bang

'The Streetwise Men.'

Coarse Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.