Bangs Enthusiast Gifts

"Ben's not the first salesman to reach the million dollar mark in his rookie year, but he's the first one to do it with bangs."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"It's a dame!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'The Streetwise Men.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.