Bang Enthusiast Gifts

Really big bang

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Man indignant at having caught no fish

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Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's a dame!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'The Streetwise Men.'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.