Bang Enthusiast Gifts

Really big bang

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"It's a dame!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Coarse Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.