Bang Lovers Gifts

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Gong

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

Bangers and Mash

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'I need a Vacation.'

Really big bang

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

'Don't say anything!'

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Homeless or in a band

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

'He says it helps keep his swing in the proper rhythm.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Catherine the Tate

We Do Not Say 'Yeah'.

Kangaroos walker

'Word up homey!'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

Chillaxing Classes.

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

Nevermind the Irony