Bang Lovers Prints

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Gong

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

'I need a Vacation.'

Bangers and Mash

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Really big bang

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'Don't say anything!'

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Homeless or in a band

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Kangaroos walker

We Do Not Say 'Yeah'.

'Word up homey!'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this.'

Chillaxing Classes.

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

I used to have bangs: a memoir