Bong Collector Gifts

"Pass that."

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Bribes for Jabs

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

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Bottletrees.

Pelobong

"Your shout!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Proceedings of the club

Ad Valorem

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Wine: New and Old.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'