Bow Collector Gifts

'I'm an avid bow hunter.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Thank you bubbles

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

In/Out

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"Pass that."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,