Bowling Ball Collector Gifts

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Corporate thinking.

'He's been shot!'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.