Soccer Ball Collector Gifts

Football Time

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'He's been shot!'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'Big advantage!!'

"I think we're in luck!"