Oddball Collector Gifts

'What's wrong with you?'

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

Robert Fripp

Great British Eccentrics.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'He's been shot!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Am I bald?'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Man Drowns in Globe

Believe in Yourself

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Dog in basket

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'