Orbital Ball Collector Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'It's not for myself, you understand."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

New Age Store.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Moon Souvenirs

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'What's wrong with you?'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I see you on a beach..."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."