Orbital Ball Collector Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

New Age Store.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Moon Souvenirs

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I see you on a beach..."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."