Golf Ball Collector Gifts

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Zeus's Caddy

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Used wheels

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'He's been shot!'

'What's wrong with you?'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"I see you on a beach..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'