Collecting Golf Balls Gifts

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Zeus's Caddy

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Big advantage!!'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Snow again, today...'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Golf

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

Foreclosure

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I got the munchies.'