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'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Zeus's Caddy

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Used wheels

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'He's been shot!'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

"I see you on a beach..."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

Golf

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."