Oddball Collector T-Shirts

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'He's been shot!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Believe in Yourself

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

Man Drowns in Globe

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Dog in basket

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'All signs point to yes.'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

Bat Globe.