Binocular Collector Gifts

What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'It's an antique!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'Still no sign of life.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'No cheating'