Binoculars Collector Gifts

Recyclops.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Utility Chic.

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'He's been shot!'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Antique Selfie

"Get a life!"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'