Binoculars Aficionado Gifts

"Don't just stand there - report this sighting!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'No cheating'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Get a life!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Airshow.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I spy the weekend!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Your Luggage

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

Don Quixote