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"Don't just stand there - report this sighting!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'No cheating'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"I wonder where they nest..."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Get a life!"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Airshow.

"I spy the weekend!"

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Your Luggage

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

Boeing shares fall