Binocular Fanatic T-Shirts

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The First Kite

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

"Get a life!"

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Bird watching in Bolivia

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."