Binocular User T-Shirts

"Shhhh. 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, attached garage, good schools...dead ahead."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'No cheating'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Bird watching in Bolivia

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Get a life!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I spy the weekend!"

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"