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'No cheating'

'Still no sign of life.'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Really?

Bird Guide.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'I say, nice grunting Walters! Now try a baboon!'

The chameleon bird always attracts a lot of attention.

Ornithologist

Duck Spotting

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Birdwatcher missing bird under his nose

'Remarkable: It's not often you see an ostrich this far north in Minnesota.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

Bird Watching

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

'How should I know? Maybe they migrated early.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Birdwatchers watching a bird documentary.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bird watcher looking at sign at bird nest 'out to lunch'.

'The starlings should swarm at any moment.'

'Quick Mary, grab the camera! The giant Blackbird is back.'

Bird watching.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.