Bifocal Buffs T-Shirts

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

Spindle Neurons

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

'It looks like our data.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Ornithologist

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'No cheating'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Terry Wogan

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.