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Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm going to get you fired."

The Garden

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Flan-eating bacteria

Florist "Say it with cacti"