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Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

The Garden

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Flan-eating bacteria

Florist "Say it with cacti"