Binocular Enthusiast Gifts

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

'I just love coming to the park and watching the birds.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Now can you see the chart??"

"I spy the weekend!"

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Musical Eye Test

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'No cheating'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Bird watching in Bolivia

"Get a life!"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Now you're talking my language.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111