Binocular Expert Gifts

Bird watching in Bolivia

'If you're looking for the one you backed you'll need stronger binoculars!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Pull the udder one

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Get a life!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"I spy the weekend!"

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"It's only until spring."

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.."

"This window has a view of the park."

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection