Binocular Expert Gifts

Bird watching in Bolivia

'If you're looking for the one you backed you'll need stronger binoculars!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Pull the udder one

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Get a life!"

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Let the profit-making begin!

"I spy the weekend!"

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"It's only until spring."

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.."