Brain Expert Gifts

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Map of the human brain

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

People and robots

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

X-RAY

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Cow Pilot.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

This is your brain on cartoons