Brain Surgeon Gifts

This is your brain on cartoons

'It's a no-brainer.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I think he is a composer.'

"OMG! Guys, you won't believe how many passwords and user-names I've found in here."

'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'

EU rules state charging men more than women for car insurance is discrimination.

Working at a hospital

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'But for his recurring hiccup attacks, there goes a great brain surgeon.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

the puzzle

Man with a lizard brain.

'I see a hairline fracture, some misconceptions and lots of useless information.'

Hippocampus

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

'Left brain dominance - 'Right brain dominance'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

The Scientist

'Getting money from insurance companies is sometimes harder than performing brain surgery.'

"We had to remove his brain for a few days. . . in the meantime, make sure he doesn't try getting into politics."

"In light of the EU ruling that car insurance can't be decided on grounds of gender, I think you're on dodgy ground turning me down for the brain surgeon job on grounds of skill."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute