'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'
Neuron Surgeon Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a neuron surgeon? Show appreciation for their incredible skill in brain surgery with witty, one-of-a-kind items designed to make them smile. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, these products combine humor with admiration for their complex craft.
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
The Map of the human brain
Someone who knows apostrophes
"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."
Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.
Inside One's Memory Bank
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication
'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'
Spindle Neurons
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.
'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."
'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'
Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'
'I've got this splitting headache.'
Free-Floating Anxiety
It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
Human Brain
Dog training
'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'
Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).
'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'
How information mingles in our brains
Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre
"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
X-RAY
'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'
Neuron Surgeon Gifts Collection
Neuron Surgeon Mugs
Discover more neuron surgeon gifts on our mugs page, where humor meets professionalism in every cup.
Neuron Surgeon Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor neuron surgeons’ expertise with fun and heartfelt cartoon designs.
Neuron Surgeon Prints
Browse our prints featuring neuron surgeon themes—ideal for decorating an office or gifting with a personal touch.
Neuron Surgeon T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection for neuron surgeons—witty designs that show off their brainy side with style.