"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."
Neurosurgery Nerd Gifts
Seeking the perfect gift for a neurosurgery nerd? Explore our collection of witty and clever items tailored for brain enthusiasts, medical professionals, and science lovers alike. From quirky mugs to statement t-shirts, find something that truly resonates with their love of all things neural. Celebrate their passion with unique, fun, and thoughtful products designed to make them smile and show off their specialized knowledge.
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Dog forced to return bone
Spindle Neurons
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'
"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."
Corporate Greed.
All-Purpose Obamatoon
Pickle
"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."
How information mingles in our brains
'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"D'you have any porn porn?"
Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.
Brains
We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!
'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'
Hospital porter leaving brain behind
"This is not good at all!"
'That damn racial scandal.'
'Trading was active in rumors, today...'
"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.
Positive Thinking
Mitch McConnell
"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."
What?
Things That Were Going to Save Journalism
Self made dictator Putin
"Papers late again, Murphy?"
"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'
Neurosurgery Nerd Gifts Collection
Neurosurgery Nerd Mugs
Looking for more brainy gifts? Our mugs collection celebrates neurosurgery nerds with humor and intelligence—perfect for any coffee lover or medical aficionado.
Neurosurgery Nerd Pillows
Discover pillows featuring clever neural and brain-inspired designs—ideal for a cozy, nerdy touch in any room.
Neurosurgery Nerd Prints
Browse our artistic prints celebrating neurosurgery and brain science—add character and intellect to their space with unique wall art.
Neurosurgery Nerd T-Shirts
Explore a range of fun t-shirts designed for neurosurgery enthusiasts—show off their brainy interests with style and wit.