Neurosurgery Nerd Pillows

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Dog forced to return bone

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Corporate Greed.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

How information mingles in our brains

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Brains

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"This is not good at all!"

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Mitch McConnell

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Self made dictator Putin

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'