Neuron Nerd Pillows

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Moby Dick

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Addicted to reading

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Corporate Greed.

Reading

Why giraffes hate winter

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"