Neuro Geek Gifts

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

How information mingles in our brains

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Spindle Neurons

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.