Neuroscientist Gifts

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'We've given you a brain scan and we can't find anything.'

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

"Actually, I'm leaning more towards a career in neuroscience."

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Magazines in a lobotomy clinic.

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

'Apparently, using the internet can damage sp... what's the capital of Ecuador?'

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

Brain Bomb Detector

"Anything yet?"

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Rather than have you take a test, we'll scan your brain to see what you know."

"Which side of the brain is dominant? "

How information mingles in our brains

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Modern Brain

"Since the microchip brain implant, all the voices in my head are now A.I. generated."

Human Brain

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

It's a football Sunday down there! The endorphins stayed at the tailgate party and are missing a great game! Seconds to go, and our team is down by two points! The coaching staph has sent in a play, and the neuron is calling the signals. The defense expected an adrenaline rush, but they lofted a high pass to a helium atom! Time for one more play! Yay! Woo hoo! Are they close enough to try a field goal? I think so, they're surrounded by blood cells! Yes! They're in the red zone!

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Unmotivated

Spindle Neurons

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."