Cerebral Scientist Gifts

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Coronavirus Waves

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Spindle Neurons

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Human Brain

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

You can relax now.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

How information mingles in our brains

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."