Cerebral Scientist Prints

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Coronavirus Waves

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

You can relax now.

Human Brain

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Take me to your leader. . .

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."