Brain Research Gifts

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

The Map of the human brain

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Spindle Neurons

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"That's hardly necessary!"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Man and brain

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Brain Power

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

X-RAY

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Brains

California fires and Coronavirus

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'