Brain Activity Gifts

"My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Brain Power

Man and brain

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

X-RAY

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'Sculptor'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

The Scientist

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Remembering passwords.

A Crossword puzzle.