Brain Research T-Shirts

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

The Map of the human brain

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"That's hardly necessary!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Man and brain

Brain Power

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

X-RAY

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

Brains

California fires and Coronavirus

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'