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'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

You're this close to getting your lights punched out! Do I look scared? Do I?

"Anything yet?"

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

X-RAY

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

A Brain Drain

This is your brain on cartoons

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."