Brain Studies T-Shirts

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

You're this close to getting your lights punched out! Do I look scared? Do I?

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

X-RAY

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

A Brain Drain

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

This is your brain on cartoons

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."