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'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Bright Idea

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"That's hardly necessary!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Brain Power

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Man and brain

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

X-RAY

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

This is your brain on cartoons

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.