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'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

We Can Deprogram Racists

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

Bright Idea

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Sigmund Freud.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Unguided imagery

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Saxophone Player.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

How information mingles in our brains

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Computer Music

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias